Leonardo DiCaprio:: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor:: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio:: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor:: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
"Dude so many 12’s"
Harry Potter's Character Development
Books 1-3:: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7:: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
Well if the world didn’t know who Benedict Cumberbatch is they sure as fuck do now.
Can he be on Ellen’s show now pls
There’s a difference between being arrogant or admiring yourself every five minutes and looking at yourself in a reflection to see a new haircut just saying